"You're In A Coma"

I dedicate this post to Seth Putnam, lead singer of Anal Cunt--the world's greatest joke band--has been hospitalized due to a drug overdose and is in a coma. Here is more information.

I didn't want to laugh at it, but then I heard they had a song called "You're in a Coma," that goes something like this:

"You're In A Coma"

you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag

[pre chorus:]
you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move

[chorus:]
you're in a coma [x4]

i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable

[repeat pre chorus and chorus]

"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."

Late as usual, I have joined the rest of the world in having a blog. This may someday turn into an actual website with writings and whatnot. For the time being, though, it will just be me linking to stuff and ranting. I will NOT, however, be talking about daily personal activities and moods. If you catch me doing that, then you can mock me with comments to your heart's content.

In the meantime, check out Kelly's restaurant critique blog (inspired by yours truly): http://hardsell.blogspot.com