"You're In A Coma"

I dedicate this post to Seth Putnam, lead singer of Anal Cunt--the world's greatest joke band--has been hospitalized due to a drug overdose and is in a coma. Here is more information.

I didn't want to laugh at it, but then I heard they had a song called "You're in a Coma," that goes something like this:

"You're In A Coma"

you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag

[pre chorus:]
you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move

[chorus:]
you're in a coma [x4]

i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable

[repeat pre chorus and chorus]