Shhhh!

This is a secret, but I will tell you because you are reading my blog.

Pitchfork (or P4K as they have been calling themselves) reviewed the Intonation Music Festival 2005 in four parts last week, and I didn't read any of them. Well, I scanned most of it, but pictures like this one

don't bring back cool party memories for me (Sorry Billster!)

So click on the picture and you will find the fourth part of the series, which is the one of interest. No, not the "Obama Positive" of questionable political wisdom (hope for liberalism = fatal disease?), scroll to the very bottom where the 22nd greatest Intonation Moment is:

22. The staff finally met Dominique Leone. And she was totally hott.

This is funny because it seems to be inspired by a quietly notorious anonymous thread on ILM: How hot is Dominique Leone in person? The joke is that Dominique Leone is on the Pitchfork staff which is what prompted the thread to begin with. The big secret is that I started the thread. So now you know--but don't tell the other ILMers because that just won't be fun for anyone. As it is the discussion has somehow become a joke about Dominique 's "beard" in both senses. This is why ILX is an awesome waste of time, and I mean that in a good and bad way.

Court date Wednesday, as well as an accompanying pointless long drive. Should be fun!